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Joke of the Day
"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."
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"I asked my friend, ""If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"" He said, ""Cold War Russia."""
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it."
"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."
"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."
"People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation."
"ok he'res funny joke lol."
"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."
"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."