1975

Joke of the Day

"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."

"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."

"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs."

"Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."

"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."

"How does a Xenomorph reveal its sexuality to friends and family? At night. Mostly."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."

"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."

"Apparently my girlfriend is a lot like JIRA... They're REALLY good for creating issues."