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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"
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"Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."
"DOCTOR: *stethoscope on my back* Gimme a very slow exhale. ME: EXXXXHHHHHHAAAALLLLLE"
"""Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey. This is a bank."" ""Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."""
"Favorite Old People Jokes"
"A veteran's son asks him ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" The dad replies, ""Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."""
"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
"A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body."
"I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling."
"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"