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Joke of the Day

"Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"A new remake of Titanic features Bruce Willis. Bruce saves everyone."

"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"

"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."

"[on a date] Play it cool don't let her know you're a refrigerator [her ex-boyfriend turns off the electricity] ""This isn't cool man."""

"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."

"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? None of your damned business! Am I being detained, officer?"

"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."