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Joke of the Day

"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"

"People say Tinder users are perverts... ...but I think it's fantastic! I met my girlfriend of 18 months on there. I've been seeing her for a couple of weeks now and it's going great."

"After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big."

"I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating."

"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"

"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"

"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"

"What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? Take me to your liter!"

"If I had all the money, I would pay people to sneak up behind you and blast a bullhorn right before you hit send on a political tweet."