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Joke of the Day
"Favorite Old People Jokes"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."
"My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework..... I guess he needed more concentration."
"PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY MOIST HANDS: When you have dry lips, rub them on your palms. I call it Lip palm. It's free."
"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."
"Shake what your momma gave ya! *shakes old decorative wreath* (pine needles and holly berries go everywhere)"
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don't question us, that's anti semitic."
"romantic comedy about middle aged people playing tennis 40-love"
"it might be a handjob for her... but it's a career for me."
"""I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money."" -my brain"