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Joke of the Day

"What do holiday parties and after school clubs have in common? They both feature Chess nuts!"

"Really threw me off This kid started throwing out words that started with TH. I got through this, there, and they but I didn't see that coming."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"

"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."

"I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough."

"Apparently I have a few ""tells"" when I'm angry. But I light things on fire when I'm happy too so don't pretend you know me."

"When you're trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest."

"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."

"I went to library to check out a book on suicide. The librarian asked me ""who would bring it back?"""

"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."