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Joke of the Day

"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."

"The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"My son was on eBay this morning. Child services were not impressed with me."

"Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom? Force of Hobbit."

"How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone? You Poke-r Face."

"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"

"What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!"

"Every man has two heads... One holds the brain, and the other makes all the decisions."

"""I look ridiculous!"" --First wolf in sheep's clothing"