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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"
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"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black? Artificial intelligence."
"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."
"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"
"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean."
"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"
"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"