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Joke of the Day
"I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough."
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"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""
"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."
"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."
"So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed."
"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."
"911, what's your emergency? What do you mean you've been stabbed? People can't do that, that's illegal."
"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"
"You know what's fun to do in Ohio? ... Pack up and get the fuck out."
"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"