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Joke of the Day

"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..."

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"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."
"Why was Mussolini never invited to parties? He was always fascistly late."
"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."
"How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga? You poke poke poker face"
"I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said ""Yes if it's on autopilot"""
"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."
"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."
"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"
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