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Joke of the Day
"How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga? You poke poke poker face"
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"I was looking for the sun at night, and then it dawned on me."
"I like my women how I like my haircut... high and tight."
"I'm calling my dick ""Infinite Warfare"" because no one wants it"
"Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish..."
"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"
"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did."