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Joke of the Day

"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."

"How do you get a man in a coma hard? Lick his Comatoes"

"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either"

"did you get the job? ""i don't know yet"" when will they tell you? interviewer: ""keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"""

"The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job. He'll never wok again."

"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."

"for those who received a book from me this Christmas. They're due back at the library tomorrow."

"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."

"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"