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Joke of the Day
"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."
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"FERRET OWNERS: EITHER GET A CAT OR A SNAKE STOP TRYING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE"
"You know you're getting old when ... the doctor tells you to slow down and the cops tell you to speed up."
"I put one slice of toast in my toaster and got two out... Must have been mitoastis"
"Heard a 28yr old describe herself as old. Need help disposing of a body."
"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"
"My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque."
"What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair."
"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."
"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"