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Joke of the Day

"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"

"What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat? Uncle Bens rice."

"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."

"Lone Child My friend showed this joke to me and I had to post it on Reddit ""I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."""

"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"

"Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing."

"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you."

"[to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that things for bears"

"Favorite cannibal movies: 3) Cannibal Holocaust 2) Cannibal Ferox 1) She's Having a Baby"

"Do you think Professor that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No I think she should put down the lid as a favor."