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Joke of the Day

"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know..."

"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"

"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."

"U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick."

"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"

"Another pirate joke. What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...? ""Arrrrr?"" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the ""C."""