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Joke of the Day
"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"
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"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods."
"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? The Mercedes can easily reach 40."
"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."
"Like a recovering crack addict, my computer is broken & I can only use others in small doses. A little facebook goes a long way. *twitch*"
"I'm 6'5"" and I can't stop talking down to everyone"
"*trains 1 million soldier ants* *gets carried to work*"