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Joke of the Day

"Just got an email from dominoes said ""easy and delicious"" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!"

"I just love rehydrated raisins They're grape."

"Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I've done absolutely nothing to show I'm attracted to you."

"What's that one room zombies can never enter? the LIVING room"

"""I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!"" - revolutionary shorts designer."

"Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium."

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"I told my wife she shops too much, but she wouldn't listen. She's so damn clothes-minded"

"(._.) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :I ) (._.) They see me rollin', they hatin'"

"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"