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Joke of the Day

"Report: Underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike."

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."

"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."

"Just heard Barrack Obama's main writer has been killed.. Sources reporting that he is currently speechless."

"what do you call somebody who hates shoes from Asia? A lacist."

"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"

"A Short Joke jk"

"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."

"Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space."

"Grandma walks into a butcher's shop Grandma: ""Hi, I'd like to buy one baloney."" Butcher: ""Pre-sliced or in one piece?"" Grandma lifts her skirt and says: ""Does this look like a CD player to you?"""