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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"

"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No I was going faster than the speed of light."

"My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... Always having me sign her tits. Takes forever."

"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

"I was surprised to read that an African doctor treating Ebola patients had died from the disease. Surely he could have stayed a safe distance from the patient while he danced and waved his magic bone."

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels."

"What do Disneyworld hookers sing? I ho I ho It's off to work I go"

"He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers."