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Joke of the Day

"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"

"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."

"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."

"I was shocked when they said I should spend a month's income on an engagement ring, but dammit girl, you're WORTH 900 favs."

"What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards."

"Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!"

"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."

"Did you hear about the pillow factory that blew up last week? There was a big panic at first, but it's all settled down now."