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Joke of the Day

"What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards."

"If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant."

"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."

"My elderly narcoleptic neighbour burst into tears when I told her Davy Jones had died. I said ""Cheer up, sleepy Jean"""

"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"

"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."

"Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."

"My new Girlfriend told me ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."