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Joke of the Day

"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."

"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""

"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"

"I keep graphic, full frontal nude pictures of myself on my cell phone in case anyone ever hacks it. That'll teach 'em. Can't unsee that."

"I'm having a hard time with not using sexual innuendos. But it's hard *So hard*"

"My attractive feature is that sometimes I go away."

"My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'"

"Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards."

"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."

"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"