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Joke of the Day
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
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"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."
"Do you know why the guy who picks up medical waste from the vet drives a car shaped like a dog bone? He likes to drive the dog's nuts."
"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."
"I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open."
"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"
"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."
"Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you......Fourty seven times."
"After 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."
"It's awful being in a wheelchair everyone is always pushing me around and talking behind my back"