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"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
"The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign. But he got off with a warning."
"[pizza delivery] Girl: Is there an other way I can pay you? *bites lip* uh HELL YEAH! *pulls out phone* see that RT button?"
"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."
"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."
"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"
"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"
"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"
"Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's"