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Joke of the Day

"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"

"What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like? Little seizures."

"Archaeologists digging on a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."

"What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti."

"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."

"[Baby crying in a movie theater] Me: ""What's his name?"" Parent: ""Ethan."" Me: ""The movie's starting, Ethan."""

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"

"What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? Glad-'e-ate-'er"

"What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away."