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Joke of the Day
"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."
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"Sex is like math Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!"
"What does the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."
"""You're what you eat"" So when will your mum become me?"
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."
"Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, ""I think you mean 'bowel'."" I said, ""Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."""
"Einstein discovered three things slow time 1. Speed 2. Gravity 3. My Wife"
"What's the worst thing about owning a console? Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps"
"Two lawyers walk into a bar Exam"
"How did Wendy die? The baconator"