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Joke of the Day

"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"

"What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square? 36"

"which country has the maximum number of bacteria, fungus, viruses and other micro organisms? GerMany"

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."

"I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus. I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams."

"leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles"

"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."

"Every time I go for a Jog I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle"

"This may be a bit messed up. If you eat one thing a lot, people tend to joke that you'll ""become it"". I used to eat vegetables. Guess what I became."

"Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you."