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Joke of the Day
"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."
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"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."
"You don't get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for."
"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."
"The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake- you can't learn anything from being perfect."
"My corn tortillas want me to like them on Facebook. Fuck the future."
"To determine how safe a neighborhood is, divide the number of white women carrying yoga mats by the number of signs saying 'Checks Cashed'"
"Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me."
"I don't have a high opinion about myself when I play PC games... It's my low self on Steam."
"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"