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Joke of the Day
"Crush: ""Hey!"" Me: *Retard mode activated*"
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"VJ Day Because Hirohito was a cunt."
"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"
"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"
"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"
"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."
"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."
"Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals? In his briefcase!"
"Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field"
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"