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Joke of the Day
"Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me."
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"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this joke onto /r/jokes everyday"
"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"
"EMT: [opens my shirt revealing bread covering my nipples] You faked cardiac arrest for this? Me: Just say clear and make my grilled cheese."
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"