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Joke of the Day
"You don't get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for."
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"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race."
"My dad told me that getting a blowjob is the only way to get ahead in life."
"The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says ""long time no sea."""
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"lovely joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""
"My new Muslim Girlfriend keeps talking about a blow-job. I don't know whether to get my cock out or to warn London transport.........."
"What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn? Your lawn won't cut itself."