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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."
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"I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin."
"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."
"Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business."
"If a Prius goes into a drift... Does that mean it's the electric slide?"
"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"
"As a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Courtesy of Gary Delaney"
"What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night? Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think."
"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."