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Joke of the Day

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he'll only lose it."

"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."

"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""

"Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary."

"Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? A: twelve DONGS!"

"Dear #Athiests Evolution could never design and create a machine that consumes scraps and produces bacon"

"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."

"A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt. But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens."

"""After last week's scare with Jeremy, the new first rule of Fight Club is absolutely no peanuts or snacks containing peanuts."""

"You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done."