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Joke of the Day
"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."
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"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America."