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Joke of the Day
"Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? A: twelve DONGS!"
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"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"
"Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments."
"Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?...No you hang up first! Hello? 911?"
"[4 strangers are smearing their bodily fluids on each other] [one turns to camera] ""There has to be a better way."" VOICEOVER: ""Hot tubs."""
"I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font."
"Am sticking to my resolution this year 800x600"
"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."
"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."
"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"