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Joke of the Day

"Weird how it's always the women with multiple muffin tops wearing the tightest tank tops money can buy"

"How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it"

"Some insults are deeply sexist... ""You fatherfucking daughter of a dog."""

"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"You've reached the Suicide Hotline. If you're clinically depressed, press 1. If you sent a tweet with a typo in it, press 2."

"What's your best pedophile pick up line?"

"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."

"What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer? In the way!"

"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."