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Joke of the Day

"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"

"Fun Fact: When the bartender asks if you want two or three fingers, he isn't always talking about the liquor."

"Where do esport players go if they get arrested? Guantanamo ebay"

"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"

"Single people think marriage is just a word ... Once you are married you realize it's a sentence."

"I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef"

"Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat when... One gets pissed off! (sorry!)"