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Joke of the Day
"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"
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"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"
"You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven't been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?"
"Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him."
"Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study for the test you'll be in alkynes of trouble."
"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."
"I'm dying to get one of those babies that smoke. Too cute!"
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt."
"I have good and bad news WIFE: Bad news first We need a new front door WIFE: And the good news? [points to Monster Truck in living room]"
"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"