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Joke of the Day

"Almost all of the guys I drafted for my fantasy football team are football players which I think was a smart move"

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it."

"""Java is to Javascript as ham is to hamster."""

"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"

"Politics is like a car you press ""D"" to go forward and ""R"" to go back"

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."

"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"

"What did the scat fetishist say to his wife before divorcing her? I've had enough of your shit."

"Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world? Ocra Winfrey"