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Joke of the Day

"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"

"Miley Cirus' nipple slip at MTV's VMAs"

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg."

"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."

"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"

"*20-something kangaroo calling mom* yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouchlike just for a few months til i figure things out"

"What do you call it when a bunch of Olympic swimmers have the shits for days? Dia-Rio."

"I was searching for bear photos When I made a grizzly discovery"

"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"

"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"