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Joke of the Day

"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""

"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."

"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."

"I hope you don't take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later."

"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"

"[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail"

"a bunch of us teens are going out to the forest to burn a piece of paper that says 'responsibilities' on it. for symbolism"

"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""

"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"

"How do they practice safe sex in Wyoming? They mark the sheep that kick."