188247

Joke of the Day

"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."

"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye."

"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"

"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."

"How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies."

"How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail."

"You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes."