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Joke of the Day
"How many american rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them"
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"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."
"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."
"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"
"Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account."
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"[Walk into a Cat Cafe] Me-I've never eaten cat. What do you recommend? Lady-They're for adopting not eating M-Oh, well can I adopt one? L-No"
"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."