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Joke of the Day
"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."
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"""Name?"" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs."
"I really enjoy banging Asian babes, but.... every time I look down to check out the action, my dick is pixelated!"
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