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Joke of the Day
"""It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve."" -confused homophobe"
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"Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy."
"What do you call a gay magician? A poof"
"Ukraine are currently third in the Paralympics table, reaping the rewards of their investment programme... ...Or as we know it, 'Chernobyl 1986'"
"I am so glad that BP is easier to spell then Eyjafjallajokull"
"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"
"What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called? A Terrista"
"Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao"
"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"
"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."