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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."
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"""You know what they say about blind prostitutes?"" ...""You've really got to hand it to them."" -Fred Willard"
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations."
"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""
"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 million."
"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."
"[Job interview] ""Under ""skills"" you have odd compliments."" ""You look like you'd have soft bones. ""Thank you?"""
"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."
"How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"I don't want to alarm anyone but BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!"