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Joke of the Day

"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."

"*Hires life coach* ""Ok, the first thing we have to do is get you off this couch and get you moving!"" *Fires life coach*"

"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"

"Family size or very determined single person size?"

"what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? {choking noises}"

"I don't like jam but my marmite Note : Girlfriend was determined this was a good joke, I thought it was trash. You decide."

"Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake."

"I was thinking of taking the cross product of force and distance, ... ... but that's so much work."