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"Family size or very determined single person size?"
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"If I have 10 cookies and someone takes one away - how many cookies do I have? 10 cookies and some bloody knuckles"
"I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it... but given their record...."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I've no idea how they got in there!"
"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""
"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."
"DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight"
"I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an ""Act of God"" by insurance companies."