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Joke of the Day
"Family size or very determined single person size?"
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"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."
"Dentist: open Me: *opens* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: that's it, now come in and take a seat"
"I can't find a joke that was on here today now I'll have to wait a few minutes until it's posted again."
"""Grandma why don't you drink tea anymore?"" ""I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."""
"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."
"Did you hear that Tom Cruise is hiring Rebecca De Mornay for the weekend to help him make cat food? Yep, it'll be ""Friskies"" Business!"
"What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."