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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"

"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"

"This fortune cookie I just had said 'Off yourself' & my lucky numbers on the back was the phone number to a local gun shop."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"doctor: ""is there anything that runs in the family?"" wife: ""hm not really"" me: ""the dog jogs a lot"""

"I don't have sex with my sister because it's unacceptable and gross. I have sex with her because it's kinky."

"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing"

"Yeah yeah ""Friends with Benefits"" are cool but have you tried ""Friends with Batteries""? Less drama!"

"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."

"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."